The Unauthorized True Blood Drinking Guide
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Enjoying Season 5? Need a little liquid courage before you face The Authority? The Unauthorized True Blood Drinking Guide exists to answer the immortal question of WWED - What Would Erik Drink?
For that matter, what about Russell Edgington and Talbot? Sweet Eddie Fournier or crazy Franklin Mott? Bill, Lorena, or Pam?
These days, the obvious answer is blood. However, back when they were merely mortal humans, your favorite vampires were already heavy drinkers - of booze. Before modern water purification techniques came along, their poor, weak human bodies couldn't have survived otherwise.
The Unauthorized True Blood Drinking Guide takes you on a heady tour of the drinking culture that would have influenced each vampire’s attitudes towards the dark, rich, intoxicating beverages that make life worth living. Starting with babyvamp Jessica Hambly and ending with the ancient Russell Edgington, you’ll not only learn what your favorite True Blood vampires would’ve drunk while they were still human, but also how to mix those drinks for yourself.
From the silly to the sublime to the seductive, these authentic period cocktail and mixed drink recipes will give you one more reason to love Sunday night.
refreshment for a princess and her ladies in waiting. You could say the lemon was for the bitter tears of her repeated widowhood while the lavender represented her undying beauty, but honestly, this was just as popular among the happily married middle aged women at court. Start by boiling the water. Add the sugar and stir until it completely dissolves. Now add your lavender, give it a good stir, then put a lid on the pot and take it off the heat. Let this steep for about an hour. You now have
cooking, Edgington’s people would throw themselves a party that would make frat boys look Amish. According to priests of your friendly neighborhood wine god (their southern neighbors in Greece would’ve called theirs Bacchus) the best way to celebrate a major kill was drinking until you hallucinated. If you happened to accidentally spark an orgy before you passed out, then you were doing it right. Korun was probably enjoying one hell of a party the night he was turned. If you want to add a
refrigerator before serving it to guests. Luisa Ella Prescott (Turned 1821) THE WOMAN Luisa Ella Prescott was born to a poor Kentucky family. In the early 1800’s, she operated a safe house on the Underground Railroad. After helping 299 slaves escape to freedom, the 300th repaid her kindness by turning her into a vampire. THE CULTURE Before she was turned, winters in the Prescott house would’ve included punch bowls full of rich Kentucky Egg Nog. The weak substitute available in
Add your nutmeg and sugar to the lemon juice and playfully whip it until the juice is sweet and sassy. Meanwhile, soak the lemon peels in your brandy. Once you’re finished with the foreplay, cover the brandy mix and lemon juice with cheesecloth or a thin kitchen towel and let them rest overnight. They have a big day ahead tomorrow. When you’re ready to play again, first bring your water to a boil. Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but you shouldn’t hold that against safely hygenic
Lorena’s human mother was an unmarried lady in waiting for the Empress of Austria. The Empress thought joining a convent would give the girl a respectable future as well as help provide cosmic balance for her conception in sin. The night before Lorena was supposed to take her vows, a vampire decided the pretty woman looked both tasty and useful. She made her way out of Austria and over to America where she could prey on soldiers. The Revolutionary War, the Mexican-American War and eventually